Excuse me, Santa

A friend of mine recently received a toilet seat cover as a Christmas gift. This was not a joke present either. I didn’t realize that toilet seat covers were readily available. So, obviously, the next logical step was for me to go to the internets in search of them. What I found is disturbing.

There seems to be a trend of toilet seat covers that decorate both sides of the lid.

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for $9.49 you too can be violated

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nothing says handmade my Nana more than something observing your BMs

There is also a trend of people that decorate the whole toilet.

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Plus side: the Santa suit rug looks like it may be comfortable for when I’m kneeling on it after too many libations

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I asked The Mister, “How would you feel about peeing into this toilet while making eye contact with a reindeer?”

All these toilet seats really put me in the spirit. So, I made this for you after finding this beautiful cover.

God Bless Us